Taste: oh my. Sour like its off. There was rust on the inside of the cap.... But it's in date, so I assume they want it drunk this way. Fausty banana skins and plant stems. I can't see why you would drink this? ....As a punishment?
Appearance: it's got cows on it. Tan brogues.
Would you buy 2? No. I should have known the cow puns meant trouble.