Taste: Wooah! Packed with taste. There's a rusty, medicinal vibe (which is good) and a hit of whisky for sure. I'm licking a rain soaked peat bog and it's delicious. The taste of time travelling back to a time when porter cured all ills. I'm cured! A sensation when coupled with Catrin Planet's beetroot and chocolate cake.
Appearance: Black hole darkness. It may be sucking in gravity. Majestically packaged.
Would you buy 2? To cure a friend.
Would you buy 4? To cure three friends. This makes you a doctor, right?
Rating (out of 7): 6 * * * * * *. The taste of curse being lifted. Almost.