Taste: A marshmallow pressing against the roof of your mouth. Aren't there any dinosaur based ales? It's very smooth. With a digestive kick. This might expand in my gizzards and bust me open like a chestburster from the popular film franchise from 1979.
Appearance: Red Kite.
Would you buy 2? No thanks. Maybe at the beginning.
Would you buy 4? Never.
Rating (out of 7): 3***