Taste: Porter? Porter! This ain't half bad! Not a sweet as I'd have liked, but then again, I'm eating a cookie as I taste. Coinage.
Appearance: Pleasantly black. Good bottle, honked by Tesco.
Would you buy 2? Yes. I'll make sure of it.
Would you buy 4? It could happen.
Rating (out of 7): 5***** yummers