Taste: Hmm. Weak. It's watery, but there's flavour there! "Keep shouting Sir! We'll find you!". Things are hotting up! The flavour was boosted by eating some salty snacks. Malt running down a slate roof. Not bad.
Appearance: Flat coke. No doubt.
Would you buy 2? Perhaps. I have the feeling that this on draft would be much nicer.
Would you buy 4? Don't push it.
Rating (out of 7): 4**** A nice, early evening starter ale