Taste: Another stouty ale... usual stout flavours but mild and noticeably smooth - as smooth as a mango sorbet, or even a Tetley's Smooth - is that good?
Appearance: Hissing vipers, really angry. Plus a dog running away with a key. Ale looks like fake mahogany.
Would you buy 2? I might do... I wouldn't hate it or cry about it.
Would you buy 4? Unlikely
Rating (out of 7): 3*** Unobjectionable.
Location: Oldham Street, Manchester