Taste: Some chlorination on the nose. At least it smells clean. Like swimming pools. It's not tasting strong... A little deceitful. Anaesthetises the mouth like an aniseed ball. it's not all I hoped for.
Appearance: Honked by Walmart. Could be mistaken for Coca-Cola.
Would you buy 2? Not in this life. Oh man, I think I taste egg whites!?!
Would you buy 4? No thank you. I'm worried, I have another Asda based ale from Shepherd Neame to try....
Rating (out of 7): 2** Not so hot.