Taste: Oh no. Fizzy, and not in a fantastic way. Not the best thing I've ever put in my mouth. It's not entirely unpleasant, it's just quite plain.
Appearance: Sinister fizz. Brewed especially for Mr. Asda :/
Would you buy 2? Never. I only bought one due to my "responsibilities".
Would you buy 4? That question's a joke.
Rating (out of 7): 2** no.