Taste: Biscuits! Malty biscuits! That then evapourates into... well... hoary fizz? Leaves a taste reminiscent of the classic 9v battery on the tongue. If this was a ghost/spirit/other wordly being it would be a stone gargoyle that has moving eyes.
Appearance: Average piano brown
Would you buy 2? Maybe...
Would you buy 4? If 4 of these were pulled out at a ghost hunt, the overwhelming feeling would not be spookiness, but slight disappointment.
Rating (out of 7): * * * * (4). There definitely is a need for more spook ales.