Taste: Hollow. No coffee here, only stale beer mats. "Awful" my colleague adds. A little harsh maybe. However, if you were thrown into an iron age bog and you opened your mouth gasping for air, this would be the taste you experience. This springs to mind... www.britishmuseum.org/explore/highlights/highlight_objects/pe_prb/l/lindow_man.aspx.
Imagine the taste...
Appearance: Flat coke
Would you buy 2? No
Would you buy 4? No
Rating (out of 7): * * - Let's not mess about, it's a 2. No more please.