Taste: Water. Hint of haribos, but mostly water. Squashed up cucumbers in a glass. Only not as exciting. Not disgusting - just boring.
Appearance: Sesame seed bap yellow
Would you buy 2? It's so boring and life is short
Would you buy 4? The people on the next table are mental and talking loudly about murder. I need to leave real quick. So that's a no. Never ever.
Rating (out of 7): * * (I have almost forgotten this ale)