Taste: Supermarket's own brand ale? Surely dangerous territory! This is... inoffensive. There's a slight 9v battery burn which vanishes and .... well that seems to be it. Refreshing but no sign of the honeybees. Not much going on here.
Appearance: Transparent mustard yellow
Would you buy 2? Not today, my inspiration levels are low because of this ale.
Would you buy 4? I can't imagine a situation where this would be necessary.
Rating (out of 7): * * * - Not undrinkable, just bland.