Taste: Flowery, with hints of flour. A slight after taste of swimming pool changing mats.
Appearance: Yellow. No other word will do.
Would you buy 2?: No, it's nice, but not what I was hoping for.
Would you buy 4?: Not likely, more delicious ales to try.
Rating (out of 7): 3***. Average, and drinkable, but nothing special. The carnation in the bouquet!