Taste: taste = 0. it's irony is that the 'smooth' in it's name refers to it's ghostliness as a plus point. 1758? People have really drunk this for a long time. No imagination.
Appearance: flat, brown lager
Would you buy 2? Never!!!!
Would you buy 4? No!!! It was free with a £5 meal. Never make me!
Rating (out of 7): 1* sadly zero is not acceptable.
Location:Coventry, big pub