Taste: burnt plum pudding with candle wax. It's quite waxy with a touch too much cider vinegar. Bin left in the sun, perhaps since Xmas. Promising virgin gulp.
Appearance: boxing day. Slight stinging of tongue and throat.
Would you buy 2? Just sad looking.
Would you buy 4? Not even with gift vouchers
Rating (out of 7): 2 ** makes me feel like Scrooge. Xmas bad.