Taste: Like sleeping in a grassy field. Pleasant, but not much else happening. Wait a moment! Is that the Tasty Ale Fly approaching? NO, it's the Bland Fly... and it's left it's mark all over this ale. This is not the taste of Cornwall.
Appearance: Inoffensive stuff.
Would you buy 2? Too boring.
Would you buy 4? My brain says no. My mouth also says no.
Rating: 3 * * *
(N.B. The Tasty Ale Fly and the Bland Fly are not real. Do not look for them. It has been a long day.)