Taste: Like a rhubarb and custard sweet has been dropped in a pint of bitter. Or like a bit of bark from a tree rubbed with sweet sugar and some of the aforementioned sweets. Whoary aftertaste. But all in all, strangely alluring and quite quite odd.
Appearance: Orangey brown. Fake wood.
Would you buy two? You have to share this experience, for good or bad!
Would you buy four? Probably not, but at least it's not bland!